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This is what I do when I come home
Feels good, man
I like camel toes
Fuck trying to maintain the order
And now, nakey pizza
>>1690you've earned your reward
this chick is literally taking a bath live and nobody is here
>>1694That was a shame, it was a good shower, her cat even tried to jump in at one point :D(kitty needs a brushing BTW Lex, looking a bit TO fuzzy)
>>1696 Yeah, you try and go at him with a brush. Andre will MESS YOU UP
>>1697Lol, Andre sounds like one scrappy cat (>'.')>
>>1698 He was a stray! Mean streets, hard knock life. Especially for a cat who is as feminine as he is
hmm... .UNF... Nakey Pizza gives me a nice big sausage
this is some of the best teasing ever.
This is my comic-reading position
>>1706WHAT'S SO COMIC ABOUT IT HYUK HYUK HYUK but seriously I think my legs would fall off if I sat like that a while then stood up
>>1707 I'm not planning on standing much
>>1706What'cha read'n? :D
>>1709 This is an image-sharing site, and this is my thread. Nothing is gratutous ;)
>>1710 Marvel Civil War. I've never read comics before, so I figures a series with most of the characters would be a good start.
>>1712Very good choice, I definitely approve :)After you're finished reading through that one, I would recommend: "Batman: Hush" by: Jeph Loeb, it's my #1 so far :)
x 3 = inebriation!
What are you drinking today??
>>1716 Anti-gravity shots, obvz
Today I learned that the theme for this year's Halloween Horror Nights is Silent Hill. While I know certain things about Silent Hill, I've never actually played any of the games, so today I decided to play Silent Hill 2, with the lights off, at the insistance of Hubs.
"Ugh, what's with this perspective? Is the whole game like this?""How many freaking buttons are there?!""So, I have to aim at something to hit it, and I can't move while I'm doing it.""I can run away from enemies?""How could I have known where all this stuff was!? Explore? I CAN'T SEE A GODDAMN THING.""Oh, that lone mannequin in the middle of the room is creepy. acquire flashlight, see mannequin monster OH SHIT. pause game, run away
>>1719Aww, our Lex is discovering the joys of scaring the ever loving day lights out of herself :D
You really want to get your pulse going, two words... DEAD SPACE (lights must be off, played only at night when it's quiet and the sound turned up)
>>1719 I'm just sad that I won't have my Silent Hill tattoo by October. meh
When that fuckin hospital would turn into shitworld, that used to give me the heebie jeebies
>>1725The siren man, that DAMN siren! You heard that, you just knew it was time to get a change of underpants.
Who is still alive here?
>>1687im willing to bet that you getting your face in a great shot like this really really urrmm helps get the job done
Who saw Dark Knight Rises this weekend?
I did! In general, I liked it, but there were some things that really bothered me. I didn't care for the portrayal or development of Catwoman at all, but the one thing that killed me was Bane. I was so excited when I saw that the villain was going to be Bane because he was payed zero respect or justice in the last movie they had him in. His voice was like Ian McKellan doing a Patrick Stewart impersonation. Isn't Bane Cuban? They couldn't go with that? Plus, Bane is supposed to be a super genius and also his own entity. I feel like they just made him a glorified henchman AGAIN. It made me sad
>>1736I'll admit Bane's voice was reminiscent of a muffled Sean Connery but I still liked him. Tom Hardy plays Bane in an over-the-top way, but thatâ€™s what makes it effective. Unlike The Joker in the last film who largely did things just to witness the horrifying result (and prove a larger point about humanity in the process), all of Baneâ€™s actions have a purpose. He has a passive menace to him that can be truly terrifying. Not only is he imposing physically, his whole personality is imposing. He sounds like a man that is impassioned and yet calm. Itâ€™s off-putting just as Ledgerâ€™s Joker was, although in a very different way. It works. Heâ€™s not as good as a villain, but then again Batman and the Joker might be the greatest rivalry of all time, so the dichotomy of Batman and Bane simply has it's own place.
On another note I was slightly disappointed at the lack of the use of "venom" with the character and I agree with you Lex, they should've found someone who could do a South American accent, since we never saw Tom Hardy's mouth speak a line in the movie, a voice-over wouldn't have been to far fetched an idea.
Is there anyone here who went to see a midnight showing when it was released? Just a shot in the dark.
I am curious if this is you. She is trying to convince me that those photos are of her but a quick reverse google search lead me here. I guess it stands to reason that you would be on OkCupid but uh.. why use such old pictures... let me know.
OkCupid | promises_ / 20 / F / Toronto, Ontario, Canada http://fuxx.us/1nw
>>1741 That shit is still up? I've reported that profile at least 6 times now, every time they recommend it to me.
>>1738 Cease and desist your ass-hattery.
>>1741 Wow, that is very not me. Don't report it, I'd like to get in some trollin'. PS, I hate pudding.
>>1743Lol! "ass-hattery", that one's new, I'm stealing that :D
I like my eyelids
I fell :|
That's it for now. Later, maybe some of me eating steak all alone
>>1745 is frightening but >>1748 is fuckin sweeeeeeeeet
>>1751 I know, the sunlight from the window made me look like an alien or a supermodel, I can't tell the difference
>>1748"Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right, don't be shy. Whip out everything you got... and do it in da butt." - Leon Phelps =D
>>1764yo that giraffe is THE SHIT
>>1764Bad ass bird is bad ass
did anyone DL the videos? vimeo is a retarded website and I don't feel like putting in a password
Nothin' much! Which is what brings me here
Tums for that one guy
your presence is acknowledged, appreciated and encouraged
hey lex do you have a tumblr?
>>1972 Same goes for your face :3
>>1973 No, ma'am
I'm going to conduct an interview with you, Lex
>>1983 Long time, eh?
Yes ma'am. How's it been?
Yeah, you do have a super cute tum
super cute. you ever use aim Lex?
Hey Lex, if you ever come back and see this, there's someone using your pictures on OKC. I find it unlikely it's you from the city, but get on IRC and inquire if you do see this.