Safe For Work means no nudes are necessary. Nudes can still be posted, but if you plan to post a lot of NSFW content, make a thread on Female General instead.
1. If a thread is locked and images are removed, reposting the media will result in a ban.
2. Join the chansluts Discord server.
What are you waiting for?
Just pull it aside
And give me what I want
>>1452 I know, right?
>>1453i gotta do homework and shit right now but imma jack off to all this in a little while
>>1454 Good to keep your priorities in order
>>1455it was a good one, too. worth waiting for
hngggg oh god good timing on my part wanted my Alexis fix right about now and you delivered.
>>1457 For real, I can't stop looking at them
>>1449hehehe Blue Chesire, I get it!
Here are some giant pictures!
I think your squamata is showing
>>1471 In't he cute? He went up one arm, across my back, and down the other arm
So glad you are back!! Love the pics!!
>>1485 Thanks :3
Thank you so much!
I've seen smaller, pic related.
No problem. Feel free to ask me for specific poses or file sizes.
I don't think he was specifically a small breed of lizard, just that he was but a bebbeh
are we having a lizard-waving contest
So, my hair turned purple
Sounds impractical , does it happens frequently?
>>1501 No, thank Christ. It's not bad, but I just don't think it's 'me'.
The hair almost works for a Leela costume
>>1503 Too bad everything else doesn't
>>1496I hope you know that I think you're great and I love your pictures but that looks like 1995 Damien Echols
>>1505 HAHA! Yeah, not the best picture :p
>>1509If I comment every time you post, does it make me look like a stalker also can you put a feather in your hair somewhere?
>>1512 No, I'd say it makes you look like someone with good taste :p
I don't have any feathers!
>>15131509 looks like feathers in the thumbnail, so I will pretend
>>1514 That's my hair, crazy.
I looked around and the closest thing to a feather that I could find was this moose finger puppet. Close enough.
>>1515A+ for effort. You can be my wingman anytime
do you have a tumblr or something with all your pics? lol. i want to see more. you're quite tantalizing
>>1517 I am against Tumblr, so you'll just have to look
your old threads were deleted :'( they aren't on any pages any more :'(
you should post your butt more often
>>1519 You're not looking hard enough, so you obviously don't want it that bad :3 In the last thread, someone posted a link to DL old shit
>>1520 It's a good butt.
That links has been long dead...
LOL.. Black and white. Not lovin the hair color??
I guess I'm a huge retard and late to the party but I didn't realize that all these pictures I had were of you so what the fuck
>>1522 Sorry, there's really nothing I can do to help you
>>1523 Haha, it was because I was relying on ugly lighting
>>1525 Well, I do look pretty different now
>>1526 the feet and nipples are identifying characteristics
Whoa, it's been a while since I've seen you! Still looking good, I see. :) Digging the hair and your eyes are still purdy.
Any chance we could get more booty and feet pics, lady? Especially the booty in more scantily clad (or bare) shots like above?
Holy hell, I love your stomach.
Family jai-alai game has me winded
>>1531do families really do that?
>>1531Really, Kevin? $2,000? How could you lose $2,000 on jai alai? You don't even know what jai alai is, do you you? Why don't you show me? Show me how you play, Kevin.
Not real jai alai, scoop ball games. My husband and I play with my brother.
>>1534scooping balls with the family... that is how i'm gonna spend my 4th next year also there are all these weiners and dude butts on the recent pics thing next to the reply box
Now that I have a chance to preperly reply..
>>1527 Nipples I kind of understand, but are my feet really so different?
>>1529 Will do, sire
>>1530 Please explain why!
I've been in Daytona for a few days visiting the other side of the family. It was really nice. I smoked with the hubs for the first time which was.. interesting. Not something I see us doing in the future.
My 4th of July was awesommmmme! We spent about $100 on fireworks and it was truly worth every penny.
Most probably some pictures tomorrow, to take the time to request whatever. Will try to locate a feather..
>>1536your first time, his first time, or first time together?
your feet aren't like.. i wouldn't spot them a mile away, but they are easy to compare i guess is what i mean also i promise i'm not as creepy as that sounds
>>1537 First time together. It was whatever. We have the same amount or more fun when we're normal.
Also, I don't know how to feel about my feet being kind of distuguished, but not so very special. I like being special!
>>1538I suppose you could draw pictures on them or... that's probably the only thing you could do
>>1540Will your cats stay with you all night? Mine will only sleep with me for like 4 minutes unless I grab him and don't let him leave
>>1541 They come and go, but they sleep in the bed for most of the night. The one on my head expecially likes to cuddle with me, while the black one prefers to be in the middle
Mosquito bites :x
TRES CHOUETTEVOUS SOMMES... GNARLY
Unf! Especially that last one. Love the pose, your ass, those thighs, and the wee bit of soles and toes. Would you take some more (spread?) booty and thigh/sole shots? :)
>>1556 No spread, but give me more ideas for butt/foot poses and I'll devilar another day. It's dark!
>>1555 Omlette du fromage ;D
I have a special vidjya that I'll post later
>>1557 better than the leg shaving video???
>>1558 BAHAHA. Is that one of the things you had and didn't realize it was me?
Yes, better, but much, much shorter
>>1559no, that was in the torrent that is dead that i downloaded because you said it was in the old thread... the stuff i had was like the trapper keeper and calculus homework set and the picnic with cary elwes
>>1557Here's a smile album of poses I whipped up for ideas! http://fuxx.us/1mn
Has quite a bit of bootyhole, I warn you, so if you're not into showing that off, a thong is fine too. :)
>>1557Here's a small album of poses I whipped up for ideas! http://fuxx.us/1mn
>>1561Boo, it won't let me delete that post now. Oh well.
I got excited when you said it was a smile album with butthole pics in it :(((
>>1560 Ah. That Cary Elwes is my hubs! Except he has a real beard when not being Cary Elwes. That facial hair was ridonculous.
I didn't really expect many people to be in to the shaving video. I just tried to think of some mundane task to see if it could turn people on. Sociology!
>>1561 Wow, thanks!
>>1565i guess it weirds me out that i've seen your husband naked, then..! i'll just pretend it's cary elwes from men in tights or maybe the crush?
>>1566 It's not like you saw his junk or anything.
Vid's ready! http://fuxx.us/1moPass is necrotizingfasciitis
>>1568 Is that an emoticon of you throwing up?
>>1567>>1554Humina humina humina! Boi-oi-oi-oooooing! Hubba hubba!
>>1570 I always liked the phrase "hubba hubba"
puke or drool... whichever you are more into
>>1572 I guess drool is the lesser of two evils.
Sorry (but not really) it's short, I finish fast .__.
>>1573Thought it would have been lovely if the duration were longer, it was still very arousing nonetheless.
Definitely looking forward to more vids of you, if you're not opposed to the idea. Especially of those ass and legs.
Hmm, it's tough for me to describe why I like your tummy so much. The best way I could describe, it looks very lickable. Does that make any sense?
>>1574 My ass and legs doing what? They don't look as good in use u__u;>>1575 Not to me, especially since I'm not too fond of my tums myself
>>1576Anything! Showing them off, squeezing, wiggling them around (booty, toes), or in the air (legs) like in some of those poses in that album, etc. I'm sure they'd look great no matter what you were doing with them. :P
Maybe playing soccer for a pro team or at least a high level amateur squad
>>1578 Sounds doable
>>1579then it's settled! i'll arrange the match WE ARE THE MISFITS OUR SONGS ARE BETTER
ARGH, I fucking suck at vids. I tried 3 and I feel like they're boring, so I start getting silly. It's just who I am ;__;
>>1581Silly is fine. :) Just have fun, silly billy.
>>1583 Kay, semi-srs vid of me rubbing on my butt (because that's sexy?) will be ready in 30 mins. I won't be around to post it, but try to go to my vimeo (Loli Lex) and the pass is salmonella
>>1584Woo! Definitely looking forward to that, lady. Now to figure out this vimeo thing.
>>1585 Jaykay, I have to give the link. Just have to wait it out
>>1587thank you, miss
>>1587Unf. Them hips, thighs, and booty. Cute bow out at the end too, haha. Thanks! :)
>>1588 >>1589 You're welcome :3
Do "blowjob" videos!
Am I just missing something about how this password protection works, or does Vimeo hate me on a personal level?
>>1593what seems to be the problem?
New to the forum/thread.
Lex, you are without a doubt, one of the hottest girls I have EVER seen!
>>1594 Using the correct link. Typing in correctly spelled password. Continues to prompt me for a password. I don't like it one bit.
>>1596>>1596each vid has a different pw, so maybe double check that you're using the right one?
>>1591 That seems boring. I could eat a popsicle, I suppose.
>>1593 Did you ever get it to work?
>>1595 D'aw, shucks.
>>1599 Fuck you are like a sexy mermaid or some such
>>1600 No. I'm kind of sad about it too. Apparently you've got cute videos and I don't get to see them.
>>1603 Boo! Maybe it's your browser? But I'm sure someone has DLed it and is willing to share?
>>1605 How nice of you :3 You get a special prize! What do you want?
>>1606but you've already given me so much, how could i ever ask for a mock footjob on a fake wiener???
>>1609winner winner chicken dinner!
>>1610 Now to find a phallic object that can stand?!
>>1611SNORKEL... i guess??
i fuckin love orange soda
>>1612 I have a brass seal that should work
>>1614 the animal or the pop singer?
>>1615 I'll let that be a surprise
Hey, I'm bored and currently on AIM! MorningBanana
missed the boat AHghghg
>>1618 My fault, I was on for all of 10 minutes
>>1605 You're a lovely human being with unlimited potential. Also, >>1606 Damn girl.
An apple cider vinegar soak should help.. hopefully
Too much sun!
>>1623 Yeah. I didn't think to apply sunscreen on my tush. But really, since we went snorkeling the whole day, I should have known. Hurts >_____<
>>1624How could you allow that wonderful tush to get burnt... foreshame Lex foreshame -_-
>>1625it's worse than I thought. It goes down to my calves and is so very painful. I fully expect to be bed-ridden by tomorrow
>>1627kind of want to munch on
>>1627I chew, chew, chews you!
>>1627Even Hello Kitty is speechless, haha!
>>1628 >>1629 >>1630 I guess you like your meat well-done
>>1632more like we like your meat well done
>>1632I prefer mine done with a wet rub, lightly sauteed with a little tongue and laid out on a bed ready to be stuffed, then marinated ;)
>>1635Oh, were we talking about her ass? my mistake, LMAO! :D
>>1634 Okay, first of all, a wet rub makes no sense. It's either sauce or dry rub. Second, you have the order all wrong. It's marinate, stuff, then cook. And you can't sautee something that's stuffed. And if you WERE going to sautee meat, you would have to deglaze the pan, which, by the looks of your recipe, I'm not sure you have the skill to do.
>>1637ooooo burn! she got you dude.
btw Alexis just wondering, what video were you watching in your first vimeo vid, if you don't mind sharing I'd like to take a look at what you enjoy yourself.
Heh. To be perfectly honest, I was watching myself. I just like to listen to another girl climaxing while I do
>>1637 i'm pretty sure i'd end up glazing the girl - forget about the food.
>>1637never said I was Bobby Flay =P
>>1640 Because 3rd degree burns are sexy.
GUYS, STOP MAKING COOKING JOKES.
>>1642 they get me hot
BUH. My totally awesome footjob vid got deleted :< Hafta make a new one. For now, here's buttfeet.
ALSO, my butt vid gets more hits than my bate vid? What is that?
>>1647sign of the times
>>1648 Hullo there. Get on AIM right quick?
>>1647Can you blame us? That booty is just TO awesome :)
get it together, tony
>>1652jokes over guy, enough.
>>1653 I think he's referring to your grammar, bud
>>1654 I'm not your bud, pal.
>>1655 she's not your pal, buddy. :P
I do not condone this joke
>>1647your butt is pretty spectacular and it really stands out. a video of some random girl masturbating is not so special. just saying
>>1658 Good to know. All these positive comments about my tummy, butt, and legs have made me more confident in the real world. Thanks, guys :)
>>1659Our pleasure Lex, we're here to help ;)
>>1660 No, I'm pretty sure everyone is here to look at pretty girls for their own satisfaction. This isn't a support group, I'm just saying that it's a happy side-effect.
Stickam tonight, anyone?
do i have to get my wiener out?
>>1664 In an emergency situation
I'll be on around 9 or so
>>1666 EST, MOTHAFUCKAS.
>>1662You looked beautiful tonight and the sunburn seems to be healing quite nicely :)
Wish we could get a re-up of some of the content from vimeo/hosted gallery