hi haters, admiral awesome sailing the high seas of adventure over here. allow me to teach you lot something about women cuz i honest to god want to help you guys do better.
that said, it's time for some #realtalk
look at this site and you'll see plenty of naked chicks throwing it all out there to end all of the mystery and suspense that is the throes of passion. it's kind of sick in a way, but hey, my life is goofy i'm an endgame-having-motherfucker and i appreciate high quality depots of ejaculation-inducing-material. yay
then there's this girl mimi. i'm sure some of you lapdogs have maybe seen a nipple or something, whatever, but SHE'S WORKING YOU LOT. notice how she calls her bf a boytoy, notice how she courts all of you mediocre mfers... she loves the attention and respect and awe, granted, but ask yourself what does she (likely, because i'm not psychic) REALLY WANT?!?!
some badass motherfucker who sees her owning this fucking board to swoop in and be like "lol, you can get me off without even getting naked and that's a sign of intelligence that you really do want to fall in love someday and welp, hey, i'm the most badass motherfucker on the planet watch me transcend all of these clowns in one single message"
who knows, my life is zany and whatnot... but when you see a brilliant chick exerting fucking domain over you assclowns like even susan b anthony would have to go "damn" thank god i've got a superhero mode, cuz you know what? real women do real things....